November 15th, 2009 Oh,hey guys. I forgot to mention that these exist: Part XXII - Extra-Late Halloween Spooktacular! and Part XXIII - Stop Sweatin' Me, Tumnus! Yay Podcasts! - John October 11th, 2009 Part XXI - Either That, or a Crazy Hobo! Our amount of listeners seems to have leveled off, so tell your friends and we'll give you candy and/or cigarettes, depending on your age and/or prison sentence! - John October 4th, 2009 Part XX - Crack Their Mind-Chompers On The Sky You're all my favorite. - John September 27th, 2009 Part XIX - I am Fast and Beautiful! We're gonna have to think of something special for the 20th episode. Maybe the listener questions? Don't hold me to that, I haven't actually discussed it with the others, but hey, just in case, send yours in! - John September 20th, 2009 Part XVIII - Tim Jung and The Squeeze! A guest host! We're just like SNL, except with twice the drugs! - John September 13th, 2009 Part XVII - A Quick Pork Break, or: Still Kickin' Chicken Right on time. Hooray! - John September 6th, 2009 You may have noticed (and I hope that you did) that there was no podcast last week. Unforseen technical difficulties. Very sad. We're sorry. But here we are, you're still alive, we're still alive, we can both eat ice cream (probably) and hey, here's a new podcast: Part XVI - Pie-Rises It's a funny one. And we'll be right on time next week, I promise. Although it probably wouldn't hurt if you buttered us up (gross!) with some iTunes reviews... - John August 23rd, 2009 Part XV - Close Touching Distance Sure, it's 10 to midnight, but still Sunday, so I'm giving it to us. Still on schedule! Hooray! - John August 16th, 2009 Part XIV - ...But There's Only One Boar on the Island Also, here's a fun new thing we're doing: If you've got a question you'd like to hear us discuss on the show, send it on in to philosoraptorsite@gmail.com. Cool! - John August 9th, 2009 Part XIII - He Stinks of Fart-Possum Also, here's a fun new thing we're doing: If you've got a question you'd like to hear us discuss on the show, send it on in to philosoraptorsite@gmail.com. Cool! Double also, iTunes reviews. Give them to us. - John August 2nd, 2009 About 20 minutes late (my fault), but check it out: Part XII - They Got Those Alps As a sidenote, it occurred to me that I should probably give credit to Ryan Linich for mixing the sound levels on all the podcasts. He comes in here, week after week, slaving (slaveing? No, that looks even less right) away, and we haven't given him the common curtesy of a thank you. WELL NO MORE! If you see him on the street, give him a hug or something, won't you? Also, iTunes reviews. - John July 26th, 2009 Part XI - Like a Room Full of Chickens 11. ELEVEN. That's more than 10. It might technically be somewhere in the teens. If 21 counts as being in your twenties, 11 should be counted as being in your teens. I guess it's a "preteen". If this podcast were a person, it would LOVE the Jonas Brothers. Also, iTunes reviews. Would it kill you to review on iTunes? We've given so much, and asked for so little. - John July 19th, 2009 Part X - True Hulk Aficionatos 10 Podcasts. Who'd've thunk it? Also, iTunes reviews. - John July 12th, 2009 Part IX - Baby Needs to Go Home! Be a dear and review us on iTunes, won't you? - John July 5th, 2009 Part VIII - What is an Astronaut or Two?! We will never stop. There will be Philosopodacastarods every Sunday until the townspeople revolt and coming knocking at our castle door with torches and those pitchfork-type things (probably pitchforks). And they will say "You monsters! You fly too close to the sun! Podcasts were never meant to be this good!" And we will look down at them and say something about dinosaurs or farting, depending on who's hosting. Also, review us on iTunes!! :-) - John June 28th, 2009 Part VII - A Rounded W! It might be my "cutting-edge of 3rd grade humor" joke sense, but this is the funniest one we've done yet. Really. But hey, post on iTunes so we know you're listening! On an unrelated note, we have a new member: Matt Dominick! Nice guy. Expect great things from him. - John June 21st, 2009 Part VI - The Real Awesomesaurus! Updated this one from far-off New York City! It's like Chicago, but everything's bigger and covered in garbage. And everybody's suddenly prettier than me. Anyway, give us iTunes reviews, we love iTunes reviews! - John June 14th, 2009 Part V - I am the Dungeon Master! Oh, podcasts are fun. We only have 4 iTunes reviews (including those of 3-4 of the people on the show), so come on, people! We know you're listening! Review us, we'll review you. In a good way. We'll review you some candy. What? - John June 7th, 2009 Podcast 4 (or as I first typed it, "Padocast 5"): Like a Brain in a Vat! It has Brian for the first time, and Mark again! Please, iTunes reviews help us know that you care. - John June 6th, 2009 The first new movie of 2009 (God, really?): Happy Hour! It makes me uncomfortable in the best way. New Podcast tomorrow! All this updating is very exciting. - John May 31st, 2009 A Third, and not final, Podcast: Part III - Giraffapotamus! Subscribe on iTunes, leave us positive feedback, all that stuff. Enjoy! - John May 24th, 2009 A Second Podcast: Part II - Treat Williams! Check out how close together those last two updates are! We're getting so responsible! But yeah, subscribe on iTunes, leave us positive feedback, etc, etc. Next one's on Sunday, from now on, until we're all in our 30's. Enjoy! - John May 21st, 2009 The very first of our Podcasts is online! It's a very exciting time to be alive. We've given it the apt name of Philosopodacastarod Blogotalkalottacast. A lot of us can say it out loud. So, be sure to subscribe on iTunes, and leave us positive feedback or whatever people do. I suppose at this point, negative feedback would be good, too. We just like attention. Oh, and there should be a new one every Sunday, starting the next one. Enjoy! - John May 7th, 2009 You may not be able to tell just by looking at it, but me and fellow philosoraptor Will Haley just updated the living hell out of the site. Complete overhaul. Will went above and beyond the call of duty, and you should all thank him quietly to yourselves every time you come here. So now, we're on a PHP/XML system, which means the credits go automatically onto the People page. Say you wanted to watch everything Ryan Linich did. Go to his profile page, click on the credit. Neat! I know this ain't revolutionary stuff, but hey, it's brand new around these parts. Also, we have a new member: Colleen Rafferty! She's a nice kid. You'll like her. And, you know, some other stuff is different, little things I can't be bothered to type here, but you should look around and click on every link. You're bound to find something new and different. I did add a script to the script's page. I wrote it. And if enough people love it, I'll probably revise it someday. Finally, yes, I realize we haven't had any new movies since sometime in 2008, but for the record, we've been filming our butts off, we're just filming things that're SO good that they take forever. But there'll be new movies someday! I swear! - John April 21st, 2009 We now have Facebook and Twitter pages, just like all the cool kids these days. You may not have noticed, but we here at Philosoraptor are VERY hip. Almost suspiciously so, like an undercover cop, or a Disney pop icon. Our hipness is overpowering enough to appear insincere, even though it's not. THAT amount of hipness. But not hipSTERness, because that's excessive and pointless. Bikes with multiple gears and glasses with lenses exist for a reason.* ANYWAY! If I could direct your eyes directly to the left you'll see links to aformentioned networking sites. Do as you will. Oh, and we have pretty big plans coming up, so get excited! - John * The views and opinions expressed by webmaster John McGuigan do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the rest of Philosoraptor, and anyone interested in hiring them should assume they love hipsters as much as they love all the creatures of the Earth, which is a large amount. November 20th, 2008 Look, a new thing! Boom Operator Instructional Video - John October 31st, 2008 Thanks to Kathleen Kruse, who made that there pumpkin. - John August 25th, 2008 I've fixed it so the marble in the background doesn't scroll. Neat! - John August 11th, 2008 Look, new movies! For starters: Courtship From Space! Eric made it, with the help of, I want to say, everybody I've ever met in my entire life. Based on a joke we've been wanting to film since...a long time ago. I don't actually have much to say here. It's funny. You'll like it. Meanwhiles, Alex, the man with no picture, has provided me with all his stuff, so that's up now, too. I won't lie to you, Strange Medicine scares the crap out of me. - John July 8th, 2008 Po gave me a couple movies, so those're on the site now. Uhm...if you're my nephews, don't watch 'em. If you're everybody else, do. - John June 23rd, 2008 So, I went and added "Mature Content" labels to the more swear-wordy/adult themey movies, so that if peoples' nephews check the site every day, said nephews know what they are allowed to watch, and what they're not. Anybody has a problem with this, or doesn't agree with any of the ones I picked (rather arbitrarily, in classic MPAA fashion), let me know. - John May 29th, 2008 All of you Brook Gilson fans (you lucky lot, you) will be happy to know that all of Brook's movies are now online. Enjoy. - John May 19th, 2008 Congratulations, and Welcome, to Philosoraptorproductions.com. For those of you who are not "in the know", Philosoraptor is a collection of DePaul students/Former DePaul students/Former DePaul students' friends, who wanted to put their movies on the internet in a classier way than the youtube, as well as form an unholy alliance of evil, the likes of which your world has never seen. This is their site. It has short films, and longer films, and bios for the people in it, and...well, you get it. Look around. Have a good time. We did it all for you, slugger. - John McGuigan, humble webmaster